Awesome riddle

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush IS one

Madonna doesn't have one.

Cher claims she took on three.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?














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